Sexual Definition in the Age of the Swap - by Andy Jackson
Come here, come there, come see, come stare,
Come get what you want just don't cum in my hair,
In the age of the swap then you get what you've got,
Unless you go for the chop then you get a job lot,
She's the prettiest man I have ever seen,
She sits down to tinkle in the ladies latrine,
But's it's not hard to tell what that vagina had been,
Are these the pictures in the staff magazine?
Understandably so, it's just so hard to know,
Which holes to root for, which passage to go,
And if you base your judgement on any TV show,
You don't just pick a river, you pick which way to row,
Come here, come there, come when? come where?
Come buy some more tat from her with facial hair,
In the age of the swap you could end up surprised,
With a mind fully opened by unexpected size,
He's the prettiest woman I ever did meet,
And I don't want information on how they constructed his meat,
But you can't complain with a package this complete,
Just sign here, pay up and then please take a seat,
It's just so hard to know, understandably so,
Which holes to shoot for, which goals your own,
And with such grey areas you could be in the zone,
While just trying safely to get yourself home,
The man within the woman is within a mass of wo
It makes for an interesting show
Andy Jackson is a travelling Singer/Songwriter, improv comedian and musician. Working on his 4 seasons piece (an album written and recorded each season of 2011)
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