I want chocolate, I want cheese,
I want rice and I want pees,
I want little pixie disco balls to hang off of my knees,
I want short working hours,
With breaks when I please,
I want kisses from my misses,
And bling rings for my keys,
I want butterscotch flavoured ice-cream,
Stored at twenty five degrees,
I want to swim naked in the dark,
In a pond of anti-freeze,
I want to want for nothing, Because nothings what I’ll get,
On second thoughts let’s sell it all, To a buyer and collect.
I want honour, I want respect,
I want to love what they reject,
I want laser beams and magic creams that you cannot detect,
I want a mirror,
Which I choose what it reflects,
I want a rabid bunny chum,
I can tell who to infect,
I want bliss up to my eyeballs,
And answers always correct,
I want responsibilities,
Or just something to protect,
I want to want for nothing, Because nothings what I’ll get,
On second thoughts let’s sell it all, To a buyer and collect.
Andy Jackson is a travelling Singer/Songwriter, improv comedian and musician. Working on his 4 seasons piece (an album written and recorded each season of 2011)
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
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