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The Facebook Stalker Guide to Love

from In the Right Place by [adj] - Andy D Jackson

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The Facebook Stalkers Guide to Love - By Andy Jackson

Sophie, 22, sits and lists her favourite things to do,
While Carl, 46, frantically scours her profile pics,
Sophie, single girl, dreams about seeing the whole world,
While Carl, married man, holds his manhood firmly in his hand,
Sophie, l o l's at the pack of lies this man tells,
And Carl, saves the files, in folder labelled 'kitchen sample tiles'

This is love, this is facebook stalker love,
A modem version of the rose and the dove,
Send flirts and likes instead of kisses and hugs,
To photo's taken from just in-front and above,

John, 31, loves his mates, curries and his mum,
As Rachel, 15, stares at his profile on the screen,
John, married man, status updating from his van,
As Rachel, naive girl, plans to bedazzle up John's world,
Poor John, silly chap, wanders straight into her trap,
And Rachel, films it all, and posts the pictures all round school,

This is love, this is facebook stalker love,
A modem version of the rose and the dove,
Send flirts and likes instead of kisses and hugs,
To photo's taken from just in-front and above,

So many smiling faces, in a plethora of places,
And the ones that draw the clickers,
Are always girls in just their knickers,

All potential victims, or obsessive clickings,
It's not as simple as it seems, watching others is in our genes,
We peek until our brain's are sore, then we peek just a little more,
Never get any closer, just a new way to repost ya,

This is love, this is facebook stalker love,
A modem version of the rose and the dove,
Send flirts and likes instead of kisses and hugs,
To photo's taken from just in-front and above,
It's a modem kind of love

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from In the Right Place, released November 11, 2011

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[adj] - Andy D Jackson Utrecht, Netherlands

Andy Jackson is a travelling Singer/Songwriter, improv comedian and musician. Working on his 4 seasons piece (an album written and recorded each season of 2011)

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