Silent countdown till recording,
Minor Celeb's camera absorbing,
Put the ear piece in and smile,
Take control of this shit pile,
Tabloid wit with snippers aimed,
Picking the corpses of the shamed,
Still only two leave here as winners,
And only one of them faces shivers,
Welcomes aside, go question caster,
Showtime teeth from the Quiz Mater.
Early rounds keeping things easy,
Banter bordering on sleazy,
The bubbly bimbo's been saved,
Less attractive's meet early grave,
Shock when the comedian said it,
But it will be fixed in the edit,
Make up girls rush hearing the cut,
To powder the sheen and girdle the gut,
Looks lost to lighting and foundation plaster,
The world weary sighs of the Quiz Master,
A brief break between filming,
Sipping luke warm Darjeeling,
Put back the ear piece and smile,
Now reached the final mile,
Just ten questions left to ask,
A final sip from the hip-flask,
Tension builds as the envelope opens,
Answers screamed before questions spoken,
For someone it will end in disaster,
At the behest of the Quiz Master,
Swat teams storm the set,
With an embezzler to get,
It seems prize money's gone missing,
And a runners been tell and kissing,
You ain't seen scumone move faster,
Then an entrapped Quiz Master,
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