We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

If You Asked Me To

from In the Shed by [adj] - Andy D Jackson

/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      £0.30 GBP  or more

     

  • Buy the Full Digital Album

lyrics

If You Asked Me To – by Andy Jackson

I would swim through sewage naked with piranhas in pursuit,
I would walk along power lines in a C3PO suit,
I would pick the rarest orchid from the deadliest of places,
I would go up to a scary gang and pull some silly faces,
I would gladly give my kidney from back alley surgery,
I would steal a loaf of banana bread to feed your family,

These are just a handful of the things that I would do,
But only if you asked me, if you asked me to,
 
I would attach crocodile clips to my dangly dells,
I would spend time in a nursing home and savour all the smells,
I would set my feet in concrete and then run a marathon,
I would ride a bike with blinky light as if I were in Tron,
I would gladly get a nose ring with a chain for you to hold,
I would gleefully pluck out every hair if I had been told,
These are just a handful of the things that I would do,
But only if you, only if you, personally asked me to,
 
Anything to prove how much I adore who you are,
I’d even wear your underwear and special push up bra,
I’d even pack my life up and then just see how far,
We could get together without the aid of a car,
 
Anything you wanted then I would gladly do,
But only if you asked me, if you asked me to.

credits

from In the Shed, released November 5, 2011

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

[adj] - Andy D Jackson image

[adj] - Andy D Jackson Utrecht, Netherlands

Andy Jackson is a travelling Singer/Songwriter, improv comedian and musician. Working on his 4 seasons piece (an album written and recorded each season of 2011)

contact / help

Contact [adj] - Andy D Jackson

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like [adj] - Andy D Jackson, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Beans joins the show to discuss his album release, "ZWAARD".

listen now