The spider treads the age old webs, She comes across skins she had previously shed,
She wraps her breakfast of the bluebottle dead, Grabs a quick coffee and then heads back to bed,
From her slumber she is forced to awake, As a message comes through her web set on vibrate,
For the intruder made one big mistake, spider’s alarm is hard to penetrate,
Anthropomorphise to help make some more sense out of this universe,
Is this the final show, intermission, opening night or dress rehearse,
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Blackbird sits singing his woes to the sky, As his giant metal brothers leave trails as they fly,
Blackbird gets called names and doesn’t know why, The colour of his feathers should even apply,
Robin bounces in to offer support, Blackbird is suspicious and not easily bought,
Still Robin wings him a pamphlet that he thought, Could help blackbird take the racist pigs to court,
Anthropomorphise to help make some more sense out of this universe,
Is this the final show, intermission, opening night or just dress rehearse,
Fox sly and agile noses through the bins, Grabs mouthfuls of leftovers from a takeaway binge,
Fox sits and indulges in all the greasy sins, And flicks her head sideways to see through her fringe,
The mouse stands squinting to get a better view, He asks himself ‘what would honey badger do?’
The pigeons all smirk as they muster their coup, To circle the fox and divebomb her with poo,
Anthropomorphise to help make some more sense out of this universe,
Is this the final show, intermission, opening night or just dress rehearse,
Andy Jackson is a travelling Singer/Songwriter, improv comedian and musician. Working on his 4 seasons piece (an album written and recorded each season of 2011)
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